Everybody in my house is asleep.. and then there’s me.
then everyone in the morning is awake…and then there’s me
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his reaction though he’s so ready to arrest the kid but looks and its actually just a pot and he’s so confused
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This is what we need reported more in the media-positive stories
god
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Can you pass me the soap
Well ain’t that the darnedest thing?
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Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk.
This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
Gaypower!
Just a Tegan appreciation post, SHE’S SO AWESOME. (I own none of these photos, credits to their rightful owners).
“I Feel it in My Glutes” (Parody of Tegan and Sara’s “I Feel it in My Bones”)
I feel it in my glutes (feel. it. in. my. glutes.)
I’m growing me a bootay.
I know because it hurts so
My lunges really work, oh
Dat feelin in ma glutes!
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